Thar She Blows

Okay so saturday I had decided to wake up suuuper early to go shopping with Becca and Dustin. I woke up around 3 30ish got ready, dustin came and picked me up, then went to jack in the box, and then decided to pick up Becca haha. Any who, We were shopping till like 11 30 so after that Dustin and I dropped off Becca and Dustin and I went to my house to play wii. we played for about 2 hours, then my parents said that he needed to go home for them to go on a date, and that he could come over after they got home. So my parents left and I passed out on the couch moments later. My mom and dad arrived home about 7 and dustin came over around 7 30. And of course my mother dearest decides we should play the new wii again! So we played the wii for awhile and of course my mother tries to embarrass me but is unsuccessful because Dustin has seen me play on the wii at his house and already knows how hilarious I look playing it hah. My mom gets bored of wii fit and bowling and tennis so her and Dustin decided to play baseball, well the got through the first switch and my mom gets up to bat, and she swings as hard as she could and along with all that effort she farted, and LOUD. I was soo embarrassed I stuck my head between my knees and kept the there, Dustin had to pull my head out of my knees and kept saying over and over again 'Hun its okay it was just your mom'
I was livid, mortified. Later that evening I talked to Dustin and he said, 'I felt very uncomfortable, and very disturbed..' I just agreed and once I told him I loved him and got off the phone, the only thing I could thing about saying was... THAR SHE BLOWS!